Say no to hand puppets

At what point did you think it would be sensible to start supplementing your cuteness? You must be completely un-self aware. I mean, at some point during the day you said to yourself, "gee fuckin' willakers, my hands look so normal and gray. And since every other part of me is bubbling over in adorable and dipped in pink and shit, I just HAVE TO HAVE A MOOSE FOR A HAND." Puppet junkie.

You're fucking off your ass high, Teresa. I'd arrange an intervention, but you're beyond hope.