PUT DOWN THE BABYI know you're fully aware of what's going on here. Obviously you're not going to eat that baby. I'm no idiot. No one here is an idiot. The internets are not for idiots. So WHO the FUCK do you think you're fooling!?
We all know you subsist on a mystical symbiotic relationship with all of the adorable things around you. Here in this picture we can clearly see you agitating the life energy of this particular human toddler. An aura of cuddle surrounds you and the baby is likewise channeling your air of gumdroppage and kittehtude. All of this is clear. We see it and we understand.
What we don't understand is HOW TO STOP IT. Please stop. Please. We can't bare this much longer. Put down the baby and let us be! WE'RE BEGGING YOU!
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