What's wrong with this picture? Exactly: all five signs of subversive charm are present. How do we protect ourselves? Walk down the list.
- Wind swept hair - as we all know, this is first horsewoman of the apocalypse. We recommend gouging out your eyes least you fall head over heals into a life of heartache and abandon.
- Floppy sweater over hands - easily more lethal than nun chucks in those same hands. Try getting yourself hand puppets and staring at those instead.
- Staring whimsically out to sea with castle in background - well fuck that. Seriously, guys.
- Easy disarming smile - your only salvation will be by keeping a clear and pure mind. Concentrate not on the part of her lips or the sheen of her orderly teeth. You must see past the smile and into the cursed soul of this merciless siren.
- Is a picture of Teresa Herrmann - No really, we're fucked.
What's wrong with this picture? Exactly: all five signs of subversive charm are present. How do we protect ourselves? Walk down the list.
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